NOSTALGIA..... Well atleast they try !!!

Was just goin thru some blogs and photos that reminded me of good ol school n college days. The crappy food, roadside dhaba, birthday bashes, placements and ofcourse hostels. Somehow like a ROLLING STONE, the TRAIN OF THOUGHT led to a certain set of INSURED FACE VALUEs. So I just thought why not pen down MY EXPERIMENTS WITH TRUTH. Heck some of them are bery bery MIND BLOGGING !!!

These are the few golden words of some of the mahaans in my life in school and college.

1. The Environmentalist

Pretty hot day……Just finished a physics test…..Penguin had to set an IIT paper na?….. Another mass flunk……Whats with the bleddy AC…..Nothing seems to work in this plce….. Leave alone my mind….. (Supervisor / Math teacher walks in)….. Oh no….. Not him…pls….Now what does Manglu want?….holy cow….. maths assignment……everyone sighing….. "Sir, its way to hot to carry on with class"…. not that its gonna make a difference to him……yeckkkhhhh……!~&$%*!&……..And suddenly we hear the most "enlightening" words…..

"Open the window, let the environment come in !!"

(Whoa….Pretty small environment we have there !) The guys in class are just flabbergasted and seriously have no idea what to do next. Especially comin from the supervisor, hell…guys already frustrated due to the excrutiating heat…… But all i could say is ROFLMAO !!!

2. Mathematician

Hmmm…. another math class….. Atleast did my assignment yday…… what a scare that was…..oh damn it….Have to sit in first bench !!! Yuck !!!….Oh my god…. here he goes again….that too right in front of me…..Oye yaaaaarrr….. iska kuch kar naa…… bohot chaat raha hai…….

Mr. Math : Ye Scare plus thoo Bee Scare - thoo yum see yecks scare……. (Read : a square + 2 b square - 2 m c x square…)

Ok…… Thats the last straw...... Fortunately, I have a trusted compadre to help me out.

Mr. G (Wiping his face) : Sir, say it dont spray it…..

Mr. Math : Shaath aap…. Do u know the answer or not. Ye Scare plus thoo Bee Scare - thoo yum see yecks scare…….

Yours truly : Sir, pls dont scare them so much…. Bhaag jaayenge…..

Mr. Math : Both of you three, come here ! (huh ?????? WTF ?????)

(There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant…)

3. The 'Mark'sman

arrey…. aaj kya lag rahi hai ….. hmmmmm………(going into a dream)……broken by the shouting of statistician…..

Statistician : What have you done in your notebook ?

Yours truly : (bah….. you dont know what you've done all ur life and ur askin me???) Er…..um…..

Statistician : (Turns to the class) Steps No marks…..No steps No marks…… !!!

Me : (Literally dying with laughter….. Rolling on the floor….…..) "Somebody pls shoot me….. I cant take it any more……"

(Apparently he meant…. that the steps dont carry separate marks but if you dont write the steps, you wont get any marks….OMFG)

And the list goes on and on and on……
- Pls dont rotate the Lab (Pls dont wander in the lab…)

- Now, go in front and follow me !!!! ( :( )

- BioGas is get from Cow Diesel….! (Biogas is obtained from cow dung ) ( Wait till Blue cross hears this !!!)

- I talc, you talc, then HOD pass away, he hear who talc ???? (If I'm talking, and you're also talkin, what'll the HOD think when he PASSES BY) (May the HOD's soul rest in peace !)

May the Lord Almighty save the future generations…..AMEN !!!