Friday, May 8, 2009

Of Pig Hineys, cricket droppings and bday bashes...

Finally, back from the all hailed US trip... Apart from the work part (which was like 4 days), it was just lazin around, gambling, eating, drinking, more gambling, more eating and ofcourse PMS-ing about how i missed Desi food with a bloody burger and tacos on my plate. I still dont understand how people can LIVE on Fast food. Disgusting !!! I can understand how phhirangi's can do it... cuz they were born dumb... but what I dont get is the so called ABCDs who really think its a ishtyle and kool to do it. Putting the food part aside.... coming to the Gambling. waah... what an invention... A simple and fast way to blow all ur hard earned money to the casino owners in quicker time than u can say "holy cow, thats my money"... A place where u can actually live the "Apna sapna money money" saying. They let u win big and in a jiffy make u feel like slitting ur throat and setting ur self on fire at the same time for not walking out when u won. Goes more to say abt MAN.... What a greedy pig....

Ah.. talkin abt pigs... The H1N1 (read : Hiney...lol) flu or more known as Swine flu. So to say I was very close to the origin of the swine ass flu - latino land. Naaa but dont rejoice... I didnt succumb to it.... yet. Still cant forget what a tantrum these guys throw when you happen to travel during the pandemic.... with all thermal sensors, masks and what not. Freaks a guy out all the more. The masks make u wanna sneeze and hell be brought upon you if u do. Its like wanting to take a piss and your not able to cuz of ppl watching... and what more... a guy comes up to u and starts tickling u.... AAAAACCCCCHHHHOOOOOOO !!! ahhhh that feels better !!!

After gettin back to India, its been pretty much work work and more work for a few days... till yesterday which happened to be the day heaven and hell froze over and all chaos broke loose 24 years back. My Birthday.... Pretty normal day... work trying to creep into my schedule (of a nice day lazing around and doing nothing) and me trying to squeeze it out. Had a killer lunch (the food wasnt the killer, but it was the bill)... Had to succumb to work pressure finally... and late evening my sis wants to take me out for desert (thats what they call booz these days.... aahhh kids...). Got back home for dinner and things were gettin very weird with my folks. They were all acting like they had something in the house that was just abt to explode...Later on I found out that it was my face.... Grrrrr.... My folks had planned a surprise party callin all my ex-colleagues and college friends (more like fiends...) and I my expression was caught on camers.... Naaaa... no way i'm puttin that up in here... Had an amazin dinner with the guys.

And then finally sat down all tired to watch the IPL match - CSK vs KXIP... an amazing piece of entertainment... Dont know what was going thru Dhoni's mind when he sent Badri down opening with Matty. You just had a good opening pair experience with M Vijay in the previous match. No good reason to change it unless Vijay pissed Dhoni off by hitting on Deepika Padukone... Wait a minute... thats already done by Yuvi... And the KXIP fans missed Harbhajan a lot... Not to bowl or anything, but to slap Sreesanth for the kinda bowling he had to offer and that too to a player like Matty... grow up... mallu power... And as for the CSK bowling and fielding.... Someone please smear power glue on the fielder's hands... cuz like their brains.... nothing stays in... Gony can kiss his dreams of Team India goodbye... cuz he just let them right thru his hands and over the boundary line... But I have to mention Raina - the bowler. Everyone's givin the credit to Dhoni for the decision but I say thats just half the well crossed. Raina pulled off an amazing 2 overs and literally saved CSK the embarassment of losing the match inspite of scoring so well. And yes L balaji deserves a mention as well... for his "I run faster than my bowling" stunts in the last over... Ahhhh all in all a good match and an even better Bday...

And now back to work work work... Ofcourse the weekends gonna be kickass with the new Nintendo Wii I got... Muahahahahaha... Ok enuf of evil laugh... Adios...